"This name guarantees her a life on the pole."Source: Wonkette
"Nice pic. My eyes feel like they've just spent a month in a trailer park."
"Summers Eve has a nice ring to it."
"True story: I had a client who named her daughter Verily. I asked as to its origin, and she explained that it was a biblical name, that Jesus was always talking to her in the Bible--Verily, I say unto you."
The cleverness and wit of progressives minds know no equal.