verily, I say unto you

With the Wonkeratti riled-up making witty-ass comments like the ones that follow, you know it's an awesome Wonkette post!

"This name guarantees her a life on the pole."

"Nice pic. My eyes feel like they've just spent a month in a trailer park."

"Summers Eve has a nice ring to it."

"True story: I had a client who named her daughter Verily. I asked as to its origin, and she explained that it was a biblical name, that Jesus was always talking to her in the Bible--Verily, I say unto you."

Source: Wonkette

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