Saturday, October 31, 2009

just in time for Halloween 2009!

[Click image to enlarge] Costume consultants say an 8-ball of Colombia's finest really helps gets you "in character" to pull this costume of. At the Halloween party you should talk a lot of bull (example "I never intended to stay in power" or "a new socialist constitution will solve all of Honduras's problems"), give a lot of worthless ultimatums (example: "If you don't get me that cocktail in the next five minutes I will... I will...  I will move to another room in the embassy"), and spend A LOT of other people's money for the full effect! If anybody says anything offensive to you, immediately pretend to call "Chavez" on your cellphone, and wail and complain about how mean "The Empire" is.

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