Thursday, September 24, 2009

"mind-altering gas and radiation"

[Manuel Zelaya] claims his throat is sore from toxic gases and "Israeli mercenaries'' are torturing him with high-frequency radiation.

"We are being threatened with death," he said in an interview with The Miami Herald, adding that mercenaries were likely to storm the embassy where he has been holed up since Monday and assassinate him.

- Miami Herald

Careful, "Mel." People might think you are having cocaine withdrawal symptoms...

After taking cocaine on a regular basis, a cocaine addiction almost always occurs. When discontinued, the user will experience what has come to be known as a “crash” along with a number of other cocaine withdrawal symptoms including:

* Paranoia
* Depression
* An intense craving for more cocaine
* Exhaustion
* Anxiety
* Mood swings
* Irritability
* Cravings
* Fatigue
* Depression
* Insomnia

I'm sure the only "toxic gases" circulating in that hot, cramped embassy are from the farts, B.O. and W.C. fumes created by all those fools holed up inside.

The Antisemitism is interesting. Makes you wonder who Zelaya was hanging with during his exile. Chavez's Iranian friends, perhaps?

The Honduran Government has stated it has no intention of violating a foreign embassy.

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